Jordan Morris offers his impression of morning television hosts holding blackberries and pretending to be confused by Twitter.
Glenn Beck Fear Mongering Hour: Gov’t Octopus Website Takes Over Your Computer Forever
“They are jumping right inside you, seizing all of your personal and private information.”
“They can continue to track you, basically forever once they’ve tapped into your system. The government, of course, has like malware systems and tracking cookies and they can tap in anytime they want.”
“Can you believe that? I mean seriously, they get all your information.”
“…can legally listen to your phone call. It can check out what websites you’re searching.”
“It’s like an octopus that keeps regenerating tentacles every five seconds.”
Antitrust - exciting code (via dodke)
In the 13 years that I’ve written/read code, not once have I ever uttered either of the following two phrases:
“The compression is awesome.”
“The structure is perfect.”
“[Anna Friel] once installed a ‘Google alert’ on her home computer in a bid to keep up-to-date on press cuttings featuring her name - having every article about her automatically sent to her email inbox. But Friel admits she had to get rid of [the] device when she started worrying about critical remarks.”
